BRENTWOOD, TN—Taking to Instagram to address recent concerns from her fans, country music icon Dolly Parton shared a video Thursday in which she confirmed her sister is a shit-stirring bitch. “Hey y’all, I know there’s been a lot of speculation about what’s going on with me these days, but I want you to know that I’m doing just fine despite my sister being an attention-seeking whore whose only purpose in life is trying to ruin mine,” the 12-time Grammy winner said in the brief clip, insisting to her 8 million followers that her sister had always lied for fame and probably had to because she was a “talentless hack with nothing in the looks department.” “I just figured if you heard from me, you’d know my sister is a lying sack of shit. So don’t worry! I’ll keep on playing my music, and sure as my name’s Dolly, my sister will keep being a skank.” Parton went on to say that although she herself was not dead, her sister almost certainly would be if she kept up this act.
