An Australian woman was found guilty of murdering three of her estranged husband’s relatives by serving them beef Wellington laced with death‑cap mushrooms. What do you think?

“Poisoning your in-laws is no reason to waste a perfectly good tenderloin.”
Theo Wong, Unemployed

“You gotta get creative living in a country with such strict gun laws.”
Paul Engel, Ascot Knotter

“That was my late husband’s favorite meal.”
Sarah York, Blurb Editor