WASHINGTON—Touting the substance’s anti-inflammatory properties and high smoke point, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. released a statement Thursday advocating for the use of beef tallow in home birth tubs. “Despite what the perpetrators of the medical-industrial complex…
Mommy and Luke had such a fun time on their cruise that they decided to get married and Luke is going to live here with us! Isn’t that exciting? The post Mommy and Mommy’s Friend Luke appeared first on The…
OpenAI introduced new parental controls for ChatGPT, allowing oversight over settings and alerts for unsafe content, though teens will be able to disable the controls at any time. What do you think? “In our house, we have a strict ‘no…
MESA, AZ—Gleefully describing the inevitable day when society would collapse and digital files would become unusable, local physical media collector David Campbell confirmed Wednesday he was “absolutely pumped” for the downfall of humanity. “When it all goes down, there’s only…
LOS ANGELES—Saying he was excited to explore the psychology of “one of the 21st century’s greatest villains,” Monster creator Ryan Murphy announced Wednesday that the anthology’s latest season would focus on a barista who made his drink wrong. “I’ve covered…
SANTA ROSA, CA—Upon issuing a citation that listed wet surfaces and thick coatings of grease among numerous other violations, the Sonoma County Health Department announced Wednesday that it had shut down Guy Fieri. “We received an anonymous tip about the unsanitary…
PARIS—In a statement citing the need to preserve his smoldering good looks so that future generations could continue to swoon over him, U.N. officials announced Tuesday that Spanish actor Javier Bardem had been formally declared a UNESCO World-Class Hunk. The…
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Gail Barnsom, 74, tragically lost her battle with escalators Thursday. The post Gail Barnsom appeared first on The Onion. Source link
The Taliban imposed a near-total internet blackout across Afghanistan, cutting off both local communication and foreign access while suppressing dissent. What do you think? “Ah, that’s why the Taliban subreddit has been so quiet.” Sebastian Narvaez, Detail Scrutinizer “Who do…
