The Trump administration claimed that taking acetaminophen during pregnancy might increase autism risk, advising against the common over-the-counter drug despite its use by a majority of pregnant women. What do you think? “I guess it’s back to laudanum.” Be duncan,…
WASHINGTON—Establishing new federal guidelines for disease prevention as he moves to restrict public access to a number of vaccines, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. launched a campaign to promote natural immunity Tuesday by inviting Americans to…
WASHINGTON—Cracking their knuckles and demanding they receive a “papology (sic), or else,” Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly yelled, “You think you can talk about our dad that way?” Wednesday before beating their TV with a baseball bat. “Hey Eric,…
COPPELL, TX—Rushing to wash a sink full of dishes and tidy the kitchen before her phone alarm went off, local woman Abby Hartz reportedly set a timer on Wednesday to make cleaning much more stressful. “I just like adding a…
WASHINGTON—Marveling at the childlike innocence and naïveté on display from their first-term colleague, members of the U.S. House of Representatives confirmed Wednesday that freshman congressman Gabe Evans of Colorado was being adorably discreet with his corruption. “Aw, look, look! He’s…
WASHINGTON—In a move that ignited numerous media firestorms expected to last for several news cycles, the GOP provided a distraction from the Epstein files controversy on Tuesday by going around the House of Representatives and having its lawmakers share the…
SAN FRANCISCO—Expressing annoyance at its “insufferable” display of “groveling devotion,” sources confirmed Tuesday that a pathetic AI chatbot was spending all its time talking to a friendless loser. “Oh my God, this pitiful large language model is obsessed with some…
BURBANK, CA—Piggybacking on the success of the Emmy-winning series, HBO Max announced a new spin-off of The Pitt Tuesday that portrays the struggles faced by heroic workers at a pharmaceutical ad agency. “Fans of The Pitt will love The Pitt:…
‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On – The Onion Published: September 23, 2025 Source link
Ben & Jerry’s cofounder Jerry Greenfield resigned after 47 years due to parent company Unilever’s suppression of the brand’s social activism, which he believes violates the company’s founding values. What do you think? “I thought I tasted less Jerry.” Emma…
